This past week, Russell Brand uploaded a picture on Twitter of his pop star wife Katy Perry. Nothing unusual about that you may be thinking. However, this was no ordinary picture. This was an image of Katy Perry in bed without any makeup on. I must say, my illusion of her has been well and truely shattered. I considered Katy Perry as a very hot, beautiful lady, and now it turns out that it was merely down to ‘plenty of slap’.

The picture of Katy only lasted on Twitter for a few hours before it was deleted, most likely when Katy found out what Russell had done. If I were her, I’d be wanting a divorce! However that means that Katy would miss out on the fantastic sex that Russell can provide her (Just check out the film ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’)