Simon Cowell RAPES Lucie Jones

Somebody call the police, Simon Cowell has metaphorically RAPED Lucie Jones, and after what he’s done to her tonight, he may as well rape her sexually too.

For weeks Simon has bashed the Irish twins John and Edward, A.KA. Jedward. Tonight was his chance to bring the focus of the X Factor programme back to that of singing ability. Simon had previously labeled the public support for John and Edward as a sick joke and vowed to quit the country if they were to win the show. With his actions tonight, he’s actually taken them one step closer to winning.

Welsh sweetheart Lucie Jones, like the twins, found herself in the bottom two for the first time in the series.
You could forgive her for feeling confident of progressing given the judges comments of her rivals.
Leading two votes to one, Simon could have chosen to save Lucie in a three - one victory, shockingly however, he chose to save the twins and it went to the public vote to see who would make the final 6.

Unsurprisingly, the twins had polled the most votes, and Lucie was cruely eliminated.

Simon’s reasoning for sending the vote to lockdown was because in his mind, he thought both contestants would not be good enough to win the competition, and would rather watch John and Edward perform again and not Lucie. What a bloody hypocrite! Weeks of bitching and moaning about the twins, and then he goes and gives them a lifeline. Its clear now that Simon doesn’t actually care about the Twins lack of singing talent and kept them in for the column inches that both himself and the twins will enjoy this week.

In my opinion, Lucie is a VERY good singer, and has a superior voice to fellow female vocalist Stacey Solomon. Stacey is merely popular as she is a ditzy girl living on another planet! Last years winner Alexandra Burke wasn’t too popular in the early weeks, but built momentum and support as the show progressed, whats to say the same wouldn’t have happened with Lucie?

I felt compelled to watch the Xtra Factor on ITV2 immediately following the main show. On it, Simon said, regarding the result “It’s not life and death” For Lucie Jones, this show was the chance for her to have the life she wanted, a chance to be a recording artist.

I can’t finish my blog post without metioning my lovely Dannii Minogue. It looks like she needs another hug. Clearly she was unhappy with Simon’s decision, but had to bite her tounge. If she had let rip, Simon would have made sure she never appears on another series, afterall, he is the boss. The best Dannii could offer was “Everyone should forget about singing next week and just do rapping” John and Edward *sung* Robbie Williams’ hit ‘Rock DJ’ in the sing-off.

What a farce. I am so angry, the only thing that can even remotely cheer me up is The Retarded Policeman

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